Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.

“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

by spearshakes May 19, 2022

Musk money

Means Dogecoin. A coin, not invented but dominated by Elon Musk.

I'm hodling all of my Musk money.

by borayds January 14, 2022

Musking It

Being really bad at a game but pretending you are good at it despite not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.

Dude, he doesn't know how to play Path of Exile, but he thinks he a genius.
Yeah, he Musking it

by Arkannon January 18, 2025

Musk's Biography

The title is going to be "The SECOND greatest man of the 21st century"

Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Fuzzy Musk Butt

Odor emmited by a slightly over weight post menopausal ginger women after ANY strenuous activity. Odor may stick to fabric.

Your grandma's van smells like fuzzy musk butt after she gets out of it

by Dippy'sTitties July 06, 2018