Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.

Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

Menniversary

The day of celebration in monthly installments after a given event; an anniversary, but monthly instead of yearly

You mean your one-month menniversary, because 'anniversary' makes no sense when its less than a year.

by twlhisdvkljh October 9, 2010

mannish

Of or possesing man-lke qualities

Look at that mannish lesbian

by Libballs January 26, 2003

Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).

That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.

by tonebone69 August 19, 2011

manning

VERB:

to perform man-sexual activities, usu. with other males,

to go out and engage in or seek out "man on man" sexual activity.

NOUN:

highly sex-focused gay club hopping

OTHER VARIATIONS

"to man", "to be manned", "manning", "I will have manned".

A: "Dude, I'm so bored... what do you want to do tonight"
B: "Let's go manning!"

A: "Where have you been, I was worried sick!"
B: "I was out manning all day... so, what's for dinner?"

A: "I met this guy at the bar last night and oh, I manned him so hard!"

by mans-man February 22, 2011

Cave Manning

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex

Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet

by brodei November 10, 2009