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Mondy

110% ASSHOLE who doesn't give a fuck!
Man that guy is acting like Mondy!
by T8NT October 4, 2011
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Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.
White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."
by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013
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comme du monde

a french/Quebec french expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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Marijuana Monday

everyone is tired of waiting for 4:20
bob:YES! 420 is only 2 days away

Aaron: fuck that its marijuana monday!!!!
by AaronWDFP August 3, 2009
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Meatloaf Monday

A day meant for eating meatloaf to absorb all the alcohol you drink on a Bon Jovi Friday.
Looks like we are going to need a Meatloaf Monday to soak up all this alcohol.

Pipi bought some meatloaf for this Meatloaf Monday.

Joshua's sister is three times as hot just before a Meatloaf Monday.

TNSLPIPITIESO?
by La Resistance! April 1, 2009
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comme du monde

a French/Quebec French expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
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Monday Cuppy

The game of gods. Played only by those lucky children that get Monday 4th period off school, this game seperates the men from the boys. It is a round-by-round knockout football tournament, the team last to score booted from each round. During a game of Monday Cuppy, several groups of players seem to emerge;

1. The dirty bastards team. Usually Johnny and Kev. This team will complain for anything, hold the ball up, and be hard-done-by with every decision.

2. The tap-in team. Usually Nick K and Joe. Pair of fuckers. Score nothing but shit. Deserve to die.

3. The unknowns. The people who change team weekly. This team usually involves Swanny. Unskilled and uncontrolable, this team can produce both magic and manure. If you're a betting man - steer clear of this squad.

4. The Gods. This is my team. Unparalleled in their class. This team will score peach after peach. A dead cert.

5. The floaters. Usually Josso/Motion and James/Stewart. Not part of the football crew, these teams float in every monday, bring several unorthodox playing styles. James brings the class. Motion the passion. Josso the crazy diving headers and long-range bullets. Stewart, well, he's shaggin a 6th year so we'll let him off.

6. Andy-B. Complete farmer. He is backwards. Does not speak english. No one ever goes on a team with this person. Rightly so. He is prone to kicking the keeper in the head, screaming random sounds, trying FAR too hard, and blowing goats. He broke his hand last week. Hahahaha.

Lastly, the keeper, Tim, is key to the whole thing. He governs the whole sha-bang. He makes the most wonderfully SHIT decisions, and sometimes is biased towards the God's team. Dunno why. But i like it. He does not need glasses - he needs a basic understanding of football. Ach well, makes it funny. Rock on, Timbo.
'I won Monday Cuppy, yet again!'
'Andy-B has been banned indefinetly for attemtped beheading of Timbo'
'Ladbrokes stopped taking bets on whether or not Nick K would score a shit goal. Everyone knows he will.'

Timbo; 'Goal to Scroat'
Liam; 'Tim shut the fuck up'
Timbo; 'Okay, goal to Liam'
Liam; 'Good boy, have a sweetie'

John + Kev in chorus; 'HANDBALLLLL!'
by Liam February 13, 2005
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