(v.)
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC October 22, 2008
A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
by Mysterious mavis February 09, 2025
by Halalujer September 12, 2022
You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
leo messi
by M8888S| November 25, 2023
A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.
Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”
by Elder sayings September 24, 2023