got medicated

To finally get your medical marijuana card or to have weed in your possession

Yo I got medicated

by official_drizzy._ October 28, 2017

Medical Mann

Him and bobs theory’s are always correct about nope challenge

Medical Mann: what if mr peels is actually Wallace from Wallace and gromit in disguise
Briledozer: 100% Correct! And coco is an onion

by Medical Mann June 24, 2024

reverse medic

somebody who is a medic, but in reverse.
they kill you, and then give money to you

person: this is a medic
person: and this is a reverse medic!
child: thats jack the ripper, a murderer , John

by angry jellyfish :] March 30, 2023

Medic bag

The thing that dallas from the pay-day franchise

Dallas: AAAAUGH I NEEEED A MEDIC BAG

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

Medic!

Just simply calling for healing/ healing item. Used most in TF2, especially easy because the "MEDIC!" button is E, which is easy to reach (for whoever pay 5$ to chat) (Note: Too many people calling for medic can cause medical teammate to ragequit)

Heavy is injured
*press E* MEDIC!

by Radian41 April 28, 2025