pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

going to the mattresses

Going to war with a rival clan or family. Used in the mafia. Its when a mafia family sends someone out to get someone apartments and some mattresses for the soldiers of the family to sleep on while they hide out in saftey, waiting for a call to do something.

Sonnys thinkin' about going to the mattresses already.

by Patrick Palombo November 1, 2006

mouse matress

sanitary pad cotex for women

It was that time of the month so she wore a mouse matress.

by Lastchance August 2, 2006

Mattressbating

The delicate act of dry humping your mattress into submission until you cum

Oh, I was mattressbating there like an hour ago, you wanna play some Oreos?

by Wildcardbitch69 December 3, 2010

going to the mattresses

to prepare for a protracted fight

From the movie "The Godfather":

CLEMENZA: That Sonny's runnin' wild. He's thinkin'a going to the mattresses already. We gotta find a spot over on the West Side

by slugbait October 22, 2006

mattressback

A slang term for a prostitute,; a woman who makes a living on her back.

A mattressback spends as much time as possible on her back, making money.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011