Mafia Insurance

When some one has mafia insurance they usually have some sort of deal with the mafia where they provided money and/or services in exchange for protection.

Hey Sean, don’t mess with that guy he has mafia insurance. If you mess with him, you’ll be in over your head with the mafia.

by Selmer September 5, 2009

Muslim Mania

A term reserved for Muslims that have gone crazy in an uprising to bring down their leaders. Specifically in cases like the Libyan & Egyptian uprisings back in early 2011 when many muslims rose up to overthrow their leaders and change their government. Unfortunately "Muslim Mania" can lead to widespread chaos and fighting in the Muslim world along with rising oil/gas prices around the world. "Muslim Mania" is also highly contagious because when one Muslim country starts an uprising, its neighboring countries start an uprise too (like Egypt, Libya and Tunisia).

Billy Bob: Hey Jane, have you seen all those Libyans rioting against Gadhafi?

Jane: Yeah i saw it on CNN's iReport. Someone needs to stop this Muslim Mania!

Jerry: (at a gas station filling up gas) Can you believe that gas rose to over $4 in just 2 weeks? Someone needs to stop this Muslim Mania!

CNN News Anchor: In other news, gas prices are expected to reach an all time high of $5 a gallon this summer as this Muslim Mania continues to spread across the Middle East and Northern Africa. We now go live to Anderson Cooper reporting from the center of this Muslim Mania.

by thuggin4real May 9, 2011

swedish mafia

Anyone who drives a Volvo, Usually in Western Australia, and is so proud of their Volvo Ownership that it gets to the point of killing the people who bash their car.

I overtook a Volvo driving down the freeway, then I almost got hit by a Volvo Truck. I swear the Swedish Mafia has put out a hit on me

by MacboyG3 May 5, 2007

Mafia Returns

1. A text based multiplayer role playing game that is at least as enjoyable as being waterboarded by a CIA operative in Guantanamo Bay.

2. A PBBG (persistent browser based game) where you pretend to be in the mafia by posting and clicking buttons. It is largely played by cliquish, unemployed egomaniacs with poor real-life interpersonal skills.

Hey dude, you really need to play Mafia Returns. It's so much better than being tortured.

by DanielPlainview April 19, 2009

Butthole Mania

An un expected onslaugt of diarrhea.

Dude i went to take my pants off to take a shit, the all of the sudden I starded spraying liquid shit everywhere uncontrollably. My friend called it Butthole Mania.

by Manimal5915 February 25, 2011

Matiar

in persian language this word means the wisest man in the village or the oldest and the most knowledgeable person

Agha : Oh my god i don't know what to do , i wish there was someone to talk to
Khanoom : maybe you should talk to Matiar, after all he is the wisest.

by Soghra February 7, 2010

Matias

literally probably the most amazing person in ur life. I absolutely am in love with Matias. he is always amazing at soccer and shy at first. probably the coolest guy you'll meet if you talk to him. absolute hottie.

boy 1: ashley was talking about matias

boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do

by anonymous May 3, 2022