lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

out lumped

Out numbered. The unpopular opinion.

Damn why is everyone gay here, I’m out lumped

by Mommysdaddy June 2, 2023

sour lump

Someone who is acting grumpy or uptight, thereby spoiling everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix."
Gel: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Dump a lump

When you need to pass a stool, have a poo . Conceived by Eddie Kirwan

I’m just going to dump a lump

by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018

Lump

insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.

Sienna is a lump

by LEGO_BRICK3000 July 23, 2021

breathing lump

a person so lazy they seem to barely exist

i thought she was a lump on a log untill i saw her the breathing lump

by ICEANT June 5, 2021