Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

by Dustin October 4, 2004

lotch

lotch : messed up, strange, amazing, or pretty much anything of an extreme nature

(In response to someone dissing you): "That was lotch, man."
(Someone makes an incredible catch in a baseball game): "Whoa, that catch was lotch!"

by Feasul April 12, 2004

Loch Ness

Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.

1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.

2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.

by Joseph Esperes December 6, 2004

Louche

A loser douche.

Chris was being a louche when instead of coming over to jam, he stayed home to watch tv.

by madrummer10 August 2, 2009

Louche

A french word meaning Queer

omg that boy is such a louche

by angel425 October 28, 2009

lochirtous

From the origin chirt. Chirt, rub the wiggle worm, juice the man pole, sharpen the pork sword, or paint her face white. A feeling of strong sexual tension resulting in rape.

Damn your mom's hott! Good thing i'm not feeling lochirtous right now!

by benny hanna April 4, 2007

Lochez

Lochez is one of the most drop dead sexy beasts of the 21st century. He is one of the biggest hits with the ladies, and can always get any girl he wants, without even trying. he also has the biggest, thickest and healthiest penis in the world, just like his original name, Lochlan. Lochez always has a group of girls hanging off him, and also has his bros behind him. Lochez is extremely attractive and intelligent, and has also mastered "Perfection".

Girl 1: lochez is amazing, he has the biggest penis in the world. he is always so amazing to everyone and is just a perfect guy

Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.

Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.

by Lochez April 30, 2011