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A boy who is a year younger than you who is a HUGE perv. He likes your friend but says he’d fuck you and your other friend. He doesn’t respect you and will most likely bully you about your pictures. If you ever become friends with a lorenzo, BLOCK IMMEDIATELY!
Girl: Omg this random person texted me saying he would tort fuck me.
Girl 2: EW he must be a lorenzo.
Lorenzo by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019

ampullae of lorenzini 

pores in a sharks nose which allow it to sense things from far away
Shark1: Do you sense that?
Shark2: Yes I do because I have ampullae of lorenzini!
Loren is girl who loves using the number 8 mid-sentence, mid-word even. Loren is someone who can't sleep and is scared of the dark. Loren is very creative and makes good cards when she can be fucked.
Woah look at Loren she's using the number 8 in a card while not sleeping
Loren by Garth Calhoon June 1, 2010
A sexually inadequate husband who accepts his wife's pussy is her solely property and she alone decides which men she will fuck,even if it means denying her husband. His only access to her pussy is to clean it of the ejaculate of males she chooses to fuck.
Ashley fucked Baby Los while Lorenzo sits in a dark corner and masturbates quickly
Lorenzo by Shitfaceemoji July 11, 2017
a man created in the throes of passion between 2 hippys a vw microbuss and alien insemination, raised in a quiet mountain town he attempted to maintain a lifestyle of normalcy all the while learning slowly that his life was in fact a bad indie film. In the later years he learned much about transgender love vicariously through the exploites of his mothers love life and attempted to gel into society quietly but is constantly held in a stream of social insanity.
Dude shit happens to loren that usually only exists in a b movie
loren by Entropy242 August 27, 2011
Someone who wears extremely long shorts that end up looking like pants
Man shit are those shorts or jeans thats gotta be larenz goddammit
larenz by Jubjabjib January 5, 2014