Ciaira logic

Makes no logical since to the average human only to those of the highest intelligence

That doesn’t even make since.

It’s Ciaira logic it doesn’t have to.

by Candletoe January 31, 2022

Logic Hell

When a task or circumstance requires a daunting and frustrating amount of logical operations, it's called Logic Hell.

Correcting the errors in the employee database was Logic Hell!

by huggethibbler October 14, 2023

hooker logic

Talking yourself into something you want to do but know you probably shouldn’t

“You think you can steal from the company because you started the company, nice hooker logic”

by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020

Logical Esotericism

Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.

"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."

by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018

diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013

A.M. logic

Plans for your day that ONLY make sense because you aren't ready to get outta bed.

*Alarm clock buzzes at 7am*

Head voice: "I got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up 'til 8:30 anyway."

*Alarm goes off at 7am*

Head voice: "If I skip the gym this morning I can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football."

I thought I could sleep in yet get to work on time if I dressed down and skipped breakfast. A.M. logic is dangerous.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010