1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.
Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.
by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008
Get the ROFL Lobster mug.When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
by 707ceerip April 14, 2014
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• Lobsters
• lobster claw
• lobstering
• lobsterback
• lobster pot
• lobster cock
• lobstered
• lobster head
• lobster tail
Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!
by funtimes358 October 3, 2010
Get the Sloppy Lobster mug.A commercial in with the food looks delicious, until you realize the restaurant the commercial is for always serves substandard food.
"That sure looks good!"
"Yeah why don't we go there?"
"Aww, it's at Denny's."
"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
"Yeah why don't we go there?"
"Aww, it's at Denny's."
"Darn! Sucked in by the Red Lobster Effect again.
by TZer0 June 23, 2013
Get the Red Lobster Effect mug.A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
by Paco Renalski October 3, 2005
Get the lobster mug.I had a great date lined up & asked her if she would like to go out to eat or stay at home for some seafood? After agreeing to stay at my place she asked, "Where's the seafood?" I proceeded to un-zip my fly & let her feast on my Levi Lobster.
by Dill boy May 22, 2006
Get the levi lobster mug.When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
by xeSPox October 25, 2009
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