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LIZARD LIFE

A song by rockers, ZZ TOP; The difference in life styles between the Illuminati elite,and just an average old billionaire family; the life the BUSH,ROTHSCHILDES,ROCKEFELLERS AND MELLONS live on the taxes of American citizens;Lying on a rock,tongue extended, awaiting the first insect of the day.
Damn,those Rockyfelders and Shrubs,sho` know how to live it up on the money dat dey steel from workin` Americans don`t dey Buford?
by Nat Hawthorne November 19, 2003
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Lizard dick

A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
by AlexWilson October 27, 2009
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lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.
Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh
by Willy Wig September 23, 2014
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lizard kinging

When kissing someone you violently stick your tounge in an out of their mouth repeatedly.
My girlfriend so no more lizard kinging her after she gaged.
by Lizard King 68 October 4, 2017
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Lizardy

adj; of similarity to that of a lizard
Your phone case is very lizardy.
by Cosgrove World June 12, 2018
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Lizard

Student 1- who is the principal at HHS
Student 2- Lizard
Student 1- like an actual lizard
Student 2- yup Mr.Futral
by Rando2 February 26, 2022
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Jew Lizard

A race of Jewish Lizard people who live underground and secretly control the Government's of the world.
by They are out there. June 15, 2013
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