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literal textbook

A situation or instance that perfectly illustrates a concept or principle, often resembling the straightforward examples found in educational textbooks. This phrase is used to emphasize how directly something aligns with theoretical definitions or expectations.
When she aced the exam despite minimal studying, her success became a literal textbook example of the 'surprising outcomes' section on student performance.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Literal Chad

Zenspex
Wow look at that Literal Chad Over there I think their name is Zenspex!
by Street Poet LT January 14, 2022
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A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.
*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"
by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021
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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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literally

slur that can only be claimed by very cool people or else ur racist and homophovbi anf transphoovic and yeah
you literally can't say that
by maricore April 4, 2023
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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Literal Legend

Remi Hefner is considered a Literal Legend by many across the world. She has donated millions of money to charity and regularly volunteers in a village in Guatemala
by Kunty Kouture June 3, 2023
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