The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

Bustin' A Lincoln

Busting A Lincoln is done when a dude steals someone elses camera, like some fat bitches or somethin. Then takes the camera and takes a picture of his wang with a little Abe Lincoln hat on the top of it, probably with the gnads in the picture too. Then returns the camera to the fat bitch, and watches her find his junk with a hat on it.

John - 'Hey Steve guess what Chris did with some fat crackwhore's camera last night'

Chris - 'What dude?'

John - ' He was Bustin' A Lincoln and some cunt came in a jacked his Lincoln hat.'

Chris - 'Holy shit dude! Thats fucking gnarly!

by lucwq82634 September 22, 2007

sweet lincoln

a five dollar bill. (specifically- five singles is not a sweet lincoln).

i need another irish car bomb, but i only gots $3. one a youse spot me a sweet lincoln!

by jsh December 29, 2005

The Lincoln Project

A group of old ex Republican Pedo white males who will keep Trump out of office if you send a small donation along with your nudes.

Hey Brad, the Lincoln Project can get to work on 2024 if you would please use a cash app and drop your shorts.

by Karen’s twin October 28, 2021

Lincoln Academy

A semi-private school in Newcastle, Maine. Located right beside downtown Damariscotta, so that kids can just skip school and walk right past any cameras they have. Usually filled with stoners and whores, sometimes a mix of both in the same child.

"I went to Lincoln Academy" - mom

"Oh. That's why I don't know who my dad is"

by ShaunaMariee February 27, 2009

Lincoln Log

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.

When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.

by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.

Abraham Lincoln probably never gave a chick an Abraham Lincoln, cause he was gay.

by FWA January 31, 2005