Licensed racist

A licensed racist is a black/ African hypocritical racist who picks on other minorities who are even smaller population than themselves and makes racist comments about them. If accessed of racism, they'll play it off as "How am I racist I'm black!" "We are only victims!" "Nothing blacks say is racist." "No you're the racist one because I'm black." sometimes whites could be victims too. Whites are the problem root because they let it happen, but mostly the minorities that have smaller number than blacks are suffering licensed racists, not whites, so white people are often condoning this behaviour and gloating.

United Kingdom with 40%+ blacks and less than 0.7% Orientals, and the latter one get worse treatments by whites
East Asian dude walks past by
Licensed racist: Konichiwa the Chinaman there you look like a Kim Jong Un there must be sum ting wong, where is my fried dumpling?
Yellow dude: Allow it people are just openly racist to us not even hiding, we would never do this to blacks
Yellow dude's white girlfriend: This is quite OFFENSIVE but it's okay....
Licensed racist: How am I a racist look at my skin, you guys are racists look you two shouldn't be dating because !&*^$(*!&"$(*!&"£*!("(//////////////Guilt -tripping people with the history and recycled points just to play it out/////////////////

by SayNoToAntiYellowRacism November 25, 2019

California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!

Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.

"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"

by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022

ninja license

A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.

He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."

by chica del norte January 11, 2009

Licensed To Troll

A title for someone that is so conformed and devoted to trolling that someone or everyone that is not their enemy has actually given them the license to troll because they are so good they'll tear you a new one without even having to exert oneself. See vitoism

Coolkid2341 Enters the chat.

Coolkid2341: can sum1 tel me how 2 kil dis guy???? help plz

Generic-name: Stop displaying your abilities to dodge coat hangers and remove yourself from my chat, you cunt-face little noob.

Coolkid2341 Leaves the chat.

Chatregular: Dude you are totally Licensed To Troll.

by |DG| Cheese November 11, 2009

Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.

John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

by joerockets September 15, 2009

Licena

Is a Unique Spanish Name that not many girls around the World have it. It define's a Strong,outgoing person.

Licena is a very good Singer.

by Precious2396 December 19, 2016