Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Learn The Word

When you visit urban dictionary to learn the new word of the day.

Bob: "Did you Learn The Word?"

Andy: "Yeah I learned"

by digitalfabric November 9, 2018

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

learn to cope

Advice you give to someone when they’re struggling with something but you don’t really feel like helping.

Thomas: Why must I always suffer through this endless purgatory?
Gordon: Learn to cope

by BadOmensEnjoyer February 6, 2025

That'll learn you

A phrase that big daddy uses to shame other youtubers after they've made a mistake

John: Oh no!! My Twitch account was suspended :(

Big Daddy: That'll learn you.

by whimmy March 13, 2021

Learning

The result of having a TRAIN ran on you. Slang used in the street for a hooker attending and being the subject of a sexual act where two or more dudes are exploring all her holes by turn or all of them at once. Similar to a threesome or foursome, or a gangbang or an orgy... A good TRAINing have as a result a good LEARNing.

Hey bruh, me and my himmies been running a TRAIN (gangbang) on her for couple hours... She was a really good girl doing a good LEARNING and shiid...

by Ghost9 September 6, 2022

Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

by __DSG__ March 9, 2024