Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Lancing

When you chat pure shit.

"Stop lancing, fred."

by Crazey Fox January 28, 2020

Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!

That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020

Lancington Bailey

the coolest of cool negroes !

Oh my god look at him, he’s a Lancington Bailey!

by ohbrover October 26, 2020

Lancing the dog

Being Lazy. Wasting Company time. reducing efficiency. Talking extensively.

One of our employees was Lancing the dog.

by Lord Farrell February 25, 2021

Lansing

Traffic.

Lansing, IL, has hella traffic.

by Rainiered July 2, 2021

Linting

A form of grieving someone who has passed away which is portrayed by someone who doesn't actually care for their death.

If someone has died, then the person who is linting is them is pretending to care about them in front of someone else.

by Lemon&Sugar March 6, 2022