Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team in the NHL.

Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?

by Shin Bison January 9, 2010

Satan's Loaf

A bit of a wrench; a turd of titanic proportion

Don't wanna go in there mate - Satan's Loaf wouldn't flush!

by Dog April 22, 2003

toronto maple leafs

NHL Franchise, loved within the GTA, disliked by the rest of Canada. Known best for clogging up Hockey night in Canada with bad games and consitantly losing to their thier long rivals the Senators.

"hey is the canucks game on"
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"

by Jose Marti August 16, 2006

dej loaf

A shit that's not diarrhea but not quite a solid paste. Light and fluffy with ragged edges and a hint of fat, causing it to float on the toilet water.

"Dude, after I ate that 10 sack of White Castle I spent an hour in the bathroom giving birth to an entire litter of dej loafs."

by Vapid Pooper January 15, 2015

Loafty Motherfucker

Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.

Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010

Meat loaf

A culinary dish commonly made from ground beef pressed into a round or bread shaped dish, and cooked. It is often covered with various toppings, including ketchup and mustard. It may also contain bits of stuffing, such as that often found inside of Thanksgiving turkeys.

I want meat loaf for dinner, because it is a delicious meal.

by Chigglywiggly January 12, 2010

loaft

Incorrect pronunciation and/or spelling of the word "loaf" which is to be lazy. Some retard along the line thought it would be cool to add a "t" to the end but continue to use the word the same way anyways.

Bob: Man this has been a real slack day..

Jim: Yeah i've been loafting.

Bob: Your a douchebag its pronounced "loafing"

by urquhart07 February 4, 2010