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Lego Hangover

When your child stays up all night working on a massive lego project and in the morning he/she has symptoms similar to that of an alcohol induced hangover: Sleepy, irritated, irrational, nauseous, thirsty and hungry. Adults may experience mild to extreme symptoms when building or helping children build a Lego project that requires hours upon hours of building. This can be prevented by reading the Lego box carefully. If the Lego has a reccommended age of 16+ you are very likely to experience a Lego hangover upon completion of said project.
"What's wrong with you Henry? Why do you look like you've been hit by a bus overnight?"

"I stayed up late last night finishing up my 3000+ piece Lego Effiel Tower."

"Sounds like a classic Lego Hangover to me. get some sleep today and make sure to hydrate yourself."
by TheTexican July 17, 2014
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pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.
Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!
by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013
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Lego

Lego - Toy meant for kids, in reality, adults play with it. Can be used as last chance weapon, if attack is a succes target is going to die in pain and pure agony
When I was deployed in Iraq, our Commander ordered us to drop Lego on a Village, all targets were eliminated instantly
by Boolder July 17, 2019
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Lego

The action of two people with breasts standing face to face and pushing their breasts together in a manner they fit together like legos. Simplified a scissoring of titties.
"if you two ladies Lego you get into the club free.
by Heavensmouth May 7, 2019
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Drunk Lego's

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019
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lego

Something that might murder you and everyone you know and love.
WATCH OUT FOR THAT MURDEROUS, DEVILISH, BLOODTHIRSTY LEGO!!
by I am god you are not god December 5, 2019
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Lego

This is an extremely small building block which is used in many ways Sexual actions
For example Mo, head of Dnt likes to put Lego up his ass and inside of his friend Hard Abz in late night intervention and Friday night bbqsMi gente
by Legoismyego December 11, 2019
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