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Legal Exemption clause

The terms of service are hereby superordinate to all other laws, terms, and/or contracts. The author is hereby exempt from all laws, terms, and contracts both retroactively and in perpetuity. All terms and conditions are written with the author's original intent. Any and all laws, terms, or conditions intended to circumvent are subject to the imaginary caveat clause.
Hym "The legal exemption clause makes all of this irrelevant."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.
Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Legaler

When someone is more legal than you
P1 "You do it"
P2 "No, you do it, you're legaler"
by みゆなつき August 13, 2017
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