Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
Get the Lafayette College mug.Local access and transport area (LATA) is a bullshit term used in U.S. telecommunications regulation to draw an arbitrary line within which telephone calls, even if long-distance, are billed by your local telephone company instead of by your long distance company.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
While most are comparable in size to area codes, their arbitrary borders typically do not align with area code boundaries, federated states, local calling areas or much of everything else.
LATA is just an arbitrary administrative construct created by the Feudal Communications Commission (FCC) to allow various monopoly telephone companies to delineate their respective fiefdoms. It's notable primarily for being marginally less useful than LADA, the Soviet motorcar.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.
The continued existence of the LATA system only serves to indicate that some people in Washington simply have too much time on their hands.
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“Y’all heard about that block party last night at them Lafayette Village Apartments? 12 had to come lock some people up for fighting”
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He’s takin this horse by the reins, makin redcoats redder with blood stains, and he’s never gonna stop until he makes ‘em drop or burns ‘em up and scatters their remains.
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He’s takin this horse by the reins, makin redcoats redder with blood stains, and he’s never gonna stop until he makes ‘em drop or burns ‘em up and scatters their remains.
He came from afar just to say bonjour
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