pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as to imply that you can't go a day without her in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

by Bulletin February 26, 2017

skunk lap

when one must run a naked lap in beer pong due to the fact that the other team ended the game w/o having to drink any cups.

dude those chicks are doing a skunk lap.... grab a camera

by naptownbp October 19, 2006

Barry-lap

To drive round and round a town one way system or town centre, in today's scally car of choice (yesterday a MkII Fiesta/Nova, today a Saxo or 106).

They were sitting outside the Duncombe Arms watching the scallies barry-lap in their modified but somehow still poor-effort excuse for motor vehicles around and around the town centre, with ghastly pseudo-modern R&B blaring from the speaker system.

by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 21, 2005

Scrabble lap

When you suck so terribly at Scrabble that your opponent doubles your score, typically while you are still figuring out why you have a tile with no letter on it.

"Nice, I have 62 points."
"Suck it, I have 130"
"How the hell did that happen? You Scrabble lapped me!"

by Bing24 April 30, 2010

Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011