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Cereal Killer

When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee
by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021
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Ass-Breath Killers

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.
Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.
by Givl Upi July 11, 2018
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Keller

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become deaf and blind.
I think I'm going to Keller some relatives today.
by AnInnocentChild December 25, 2013
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killer pussy

A pussy so good so tight so wet squeezing so hard it makes it impossible for a man to hold his orgasm.
Damn that s a killer pussy! I cant stop my come
by tatzdacat April 1, 2015
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Syrial Killer

One who kills a lot of Syrians.

Bashar al-Assad, The Syrian President
Syrial Killer drivin that tank.

Bashar al-Assad is a mother fuckin Syrial Killer yo!
by Regaa September 7, 2013
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ichi the killer

An awesomely inventive and original movie directed by Takashi Miike. Funny, shocking and cool as hell.
Hated by people with no sense of humour who are probably Christian and big fans of Hollywood bullshit.
"Holy shit, Ichi the killer is awesome."
"Yeah dude, show me the part where the guys face slides down the wall."
by Andy Surf July 2, 2006
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killer bee weak

something that sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before
mcdonalds mcrib sandwich is killer bee weak.

that skanky whore's blowjobs are killer bee weak

steve: i just got arrested
kevin: killer bee weak dude

jared from subway is killer bee weak
by ¡Béng! October 30, 2007
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