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back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.
Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.
by Dat Dude 1. July 7, 2011
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Michael Knowles

A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.

Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"

"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016
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knowleged

The areas of perception relating to bovine defication and genocide, specifically the holocaust. Most often expressed through excessive, repetetive, mispronounced words by people of power or arrogance in a condesending manner towards people who have more important things to do.
todays theory of knowleged provided for a good nap/aneurysm/flogging of my expectations of others' moral deceny.
by reason March 10, 2005
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knowledge organization

An organization where the employees sit in front of computers most of the day.
"Hey man, you look pasty and round. Anything wrong?"

"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."
by pastyandround December 12, 2009
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knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"
by the next name maker February 5, 2010
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knowledgeconduit

Means of knowledge transference; knowledge matters; that have been shaped by humans into a meaningful; instructional model where the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as; The Knowledge Conduit #KM. Diffusion is well defined in the literature in a concept known as Codification and Diffusion Theory, or CD Theory (Boisot 1994); platform or "Knowledge Conduit" connects visitors to the resources available; the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as the knowledge conduit; knowledge conduit model involves the synthesis of ideas
Twoway knowledgeconduit can b followed in gentle pursuit.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
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