wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

Soup Kitchen

When you put your mouth around the butthole of a person with diarrhea and they just let it flow.

Man, Jimmy had the squirts REAL bad, so he took me to the Soup Kitchen.

by bigboysouth August 21, 2011

soup kitchen

a.k.a my mate dead ian who gets his social security fortnightly and buys crap with it so has to go to the soup kitchen to drink some homeless guys bladder contents including the lumps!

"hey ian that guys got the runs.how hungry are you? shall we go down the soup kitchen or just eat this shit?"

by harray shipmonay March 05, 2008

german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls September 20, 2007

kitchen sink

a common nickname for a chinese person. eg. a chink

hehe.. did u get onto that kitchen sink?

by knobby knob knob February 03, 2005

Soup Kitchen

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

Kitchen herbs

Kitchen herbs are herbs that resemble weed in looks. When you go to your dealer and they rip you off with some shitty weed, it's most likely just kitchen herbs.

Yo listen fam that ain't weed. What you gonna start selling kitchen herbs or suttin now

by thisisalcie - instagram December 10, 2018