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Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.
I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.
by saint_eric June 10, 2018
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kangaroo

a geezer who is indescribable. can be good or bad. used as jokes normally.
"bro that guy? personally I think he's just a kangaroo."
by is a 17 momento December 6, 2023
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Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
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Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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Kangaroo Effect

A social phenomenon where individuals or groups expend more effort and resources when progressing slowly towards a goal, as opposed to when moving swiftly and decisively. This mirrors the biological quirk of kangaroos, who use more energy to move slowly than they do at higher speeds due to their unique muscular and tendon structure.
The team experienced the Kangaroo Effect while working on the project; they were burning out during the planning phase, but once they started executing their tasks, they progressed much more efficiently.
by link1810181003 February 18, 2024
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kangaroo droppings

The art of taking a shitwhilst squatting a little bit higher than the seat to make a large and very loud splash, usually used when others are around to hear your splash and do not do this in your own toilet as splashback is not nice
*plop plop plop plop*
P1: oh can you hear that
P2: yeah, i think he is doing kangaroo droppings
P1: oh, thats disgusting does he really have to make us listen
by Experiencedshitter January 22, 2015
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Barbeque my kangaroo

Guy: WHO HERE WANTS TO BARBEQUE MY KANGAROO
Girl: MEEE
by Woahorate July 12, 2019
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