Justice System

A high staked game with a referee, and 6 to 12 judges where 2 teams have to battle using fact and lies disguised as fact to prove someone to be either innocent or guilty.

Justice system in a nutshell.

Referee:*bangs hammer* "SILENCE! I'm fantasizing on how I'm going to use all of your guy's money when I get home."

Judges:*sighs* "I wish I could of been paid to be here."

Team A and B: *presents evidence and argues*

by Okazaki Tomoya June 5, 2021

prairie justice

Justice that is rendered outside of the criminal justice system by private citizens located in the Prairie provinces of Canada.

Did you hear about the farmer who shot that boy trying to steal from his farm? A jury of his peers acquitted him of murder. Now that is some old fashioned Prairie justice!

by m2222 February 13, 2018

Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

by 634gdr December 21, 2022

Day of Justice

Refers to May 1st, 2011 the day in which Osama bin Laden, the infamous leader of the international terrorist organization 'al-Qaeda' was killed in Abbotabad, Pakistan.

Osama has been killed, today is the day of justice. God bless America.

by The League of Justice May 24, 2011

Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.

She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.

by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

Justice

Justice is what all superhero's eat for dinner. for breakfast they have nails, for lunch they have pork chop sandwiches, and for dinner they have JUSTICE.

Robin What do you want for dinner christian bale... i mean... Batman?

Batman JUSTICE.

by CharliebitmeT-painRemix January 21, 2010

Social justice warriors

The social warriors is reformation of ideology communism. They're known for their short temper and very strict rules, overreacting and attacking for disagreeing their "right standarts". Typical communism states for sharing any other opinions or disagreeing there will be punishments. Your opinions won't be tolerated, only abide by their "right standarts". Punishments are I. Comment loading attacks, they'll play as a victim and make you the guilty one, unstoppable comments that are impossible to you defend yourself. II. Double it by two, belive or not there are soliders that will make two different accounts to pretend they're friends and of course to attract others and to join solider's side. III. Reporting you and even take this as a lawsuit case. IV. Psychopath making fake stories and loads of fictional statements. V. The inteligent one, playing dirty and smart moves. V. Finding any mistakes on your comment, to reply "your grammar already shows how dumb you are". Understand that this is equivalent to North Korea laws. Only the best defense is that to write "As a black, asian, bisexual, trans, feminist, body positive, Eco-vegan, person" before you will say your opinion only this can make you undefeatable.

Moderator: What's the problem?
Guy: He/She is cursing and always nagging me for no reason!
???: HUH HE? SHE? WHY IS HE FIRST THEN SHE IS THE SECOND? DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY EXISTENCE? I AM NOT A HUMAN I PREFER AS A BASKETBALL!!! UGH YOU STUPID BITCH! KILL YOUR SELF NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!!!
Moderator: oh i know it's the social justice warriors

by Pucca the :) February 1, 2019