to juke (verb.)

To appear out of nowhere, without any plausible explanation of how he/she/it could have done so.
(to juke, juked)

to juke (verb.)

"How did he get in here? Windows and doors are locked!"

-"Man he totally juked in here."

by DankDaddyT January 8, 2017

Opium Jukebox

When you do so much opium you start hearing music i your head

John: wtf is an opium jukebox?
Joel: Its when you smoke so much opium you hear music.
John: Cool! totally did that last night bro. And by the way, where crackalackin'

by Rektakel Spektakel August 30, 2017

Wad juke

Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.

Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

The jukes

A slur for people named Haney.

The jukes is a bit of a dumbass.

by Ginormous76 August 28, 2022

Rebellious Jukebox

I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing, yeah
Head through a blue haze
Waiting for the musical craze
We gotta taxi for Mr. Nelson
Taxi for Mr. Nelson
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox, oh
No sounds at first came out
This machine had dropped out
But it made music to itself
Made music for itself

Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm looking for the home of the real
I want a happy time now
Drinkers from the slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox oh
I sidled up to a fruit machine
This I was imagining:
Some drinkers dancing at the bar
Drinkers dancing for the bar
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing yeah

by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Tallahassee jukebox

An internet enabled jukebox in a Tallahassee tap room, where a dozen people from around the globe randomly chose whatever music is playing. it started out as a joke and his gotten quite out of hand.

I put 20$ in the Tallahassee jukebox

by Hans Slick pickle Gruber May 1, 2023

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023