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Jude

And real ni**a with a big d*ck
There is only one Jude
by What_Boi August 6, 2018
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judgement day

by Cheezu$ June 27, 2003
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Judy

by yummmy November 11, 2006
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judge-fucked

During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.
A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!

A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!

A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!
by FlipPrincess May 16, 2009
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Judge Judy

An avatar of Satan. Judge Judy seduces simple minded human beings into its media courtroom with promises of financial rewards and celebrity if they renounce Justice. Having renounced Justice, the litigants are then subjected to Judge Judy's derision, ridicule, sarcasm, and hatred. Judge Judy supports and nourishes itself on the psychological pain and suffering it inflicts on those foolish enough to renounce Justice for money and fame.
Judge Judy came into being when Malevolent Intent fornicated with the Electronic Media. Judge Judy was nursed by the witch Joyful Cruelty and raised by Ratingswar. Judge Judy is destined to preside in its electronic courtroom until the Judgement Day when Judge Judy will be defeated by Justice.
by Maureen Raye March 31, 2007
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Judah

Judah: hot, great guy, perfect guy, sweet, girls love, and they all want one; its like he came straight from the bible, down to earth, so if you meet a "Judah" keep the "Judah" there aint nothin like havin yourself a "Judah" ..no boy can compare!
Girl one: look at her, man she's so lucky!
Girl Two and Three: Why?..
Girl one: thats Judah, and that girl has him.
Girl Three: What?
Girl Two: ..lol really.
Girl one: He's better then any other guy, hes like Jesus but in human form!
Girl Three: well he is pretty hot!
Girl Two: Yeah! look at his lips, and face, and just everything.

Girl two and three: *simultaneously* i want one!!
by Krakbabyy June 25, 2009
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Dirty Jude

Dirty Jude has great dick and and knows how to fuck. You will eat his ass like Jesus at the Last Supper.
I ate Dirty Jude's ass last night.
by EatAssForJesus May 27, 2019
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