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Johan

Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.
by toe zuker March 4, 2019
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Johan

An guy who smells like shit and is know for Making weird sounds and does very bad jokes
That’s Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from Malmö and gay
by Nonono gay May 8, 2020
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Johannelund

A hood situated in the south-east part of Linköping, Sweden. This is da hood where all the old nigguhs are chillin' n' smokin a phat one. There aint no trash livin' here. They know their place, they go to Skäggetorp, Ryd, Lambohov or any other shithole like that. They're all wiggahs anyway.
Johannelund is only for tha real motherfuckin' G's.
by Tha 7 inch snake May 6, 2005
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Johanna

A johanna is a girl with a lot of guy friends, and flirts with a lot of them but doesn’t let any get to close. Not the worst looking but acts like she’s hot shit. Makes guys fall in love with her only to get with some else in the same second.
Johanna: Hey wanna kiss right now
Tool: Hell Yes
Johanna: Okay but remember we’re just friends...
by Buttergolm69 November 9, 2019
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jobhair

A decendant of the infamous 'jubhair', or 'jewish bear'. With it's closely cut, yet ever glossy coat and stunning beauty, the jubhair is a national treasure situated in North London.
"Hey Jubhair last night I went speed-dating at a seafood buffet and pulled a mussel."
by Akshash June 6, 2004
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Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.
"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"
by Oyorra March 8, 2010
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Johann

A person who really loves a certain thing and can't be persuaded to love something else. Even though he has no reason to love it.
Jim:Eat apples. They are better for you.
Johann:No Burgers all day.
by Shrek beats Shaggy April 4, 2019
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