Jonas Brothers

1.A person who has gay threesomes in the bathtub and their moaning results in the main melody to their songs.


2.When one or more of the gayest people of earth form a band and suck each others cock all day.

Person1:hey do you see those guys having gay sex over there?!

Person2:Ya

Person1:Those are the Jonas Brothers!

by Leonidas23 October 13, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are like The Beatles.. minus the talent.

THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK MASSIVE LOADS.

by windexxxx October 16, 2008

Jonas Brothers

Buncha fags, who think there super good, and good looking.
not even real music.
Only teen girls who have no Idea what music is listen to these fruits.
Get a life and listen to real music,
like metallica.

Dumb Girl: I LOVE Jonas Brothers!
Smart girl : *shoots dumb girl* Fuck JB.

by anomynusssssss bitch October 12, 2008

jonas brothers

The worst singers since Hannah Montana. Not only can they not sing their songs make no sense.

Jonas Brothers Band meeting, let's listen in.....

Joe:I love Hannah Montana!
Paul: Call me kevin!
Nick: I can't sing!

by mike is amazing like pie March 9, 2008

Kevin Jonas

The lead guitarist of the wonderful band, The Jonas Brothers.

Extremely talented, gorgeous, sexotic, and all around awesome!

Paul Kevin Jonas Jr.

HOMG. Kevin Jonas you're so hot! OH!

by Taylorkins September 25, 2007

The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.

- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"

by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

Jonas Brothers

see dick sucker

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009