japanese profiteroles
this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!
japanese profiteroles by twinki3boi17 April 23, 2009
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Japanese Tongue Bath
First referenced on the Steve Dahl/Gary Meier show on WLS in Chicago in the 1980s, it refers to one or more people bathing an individual using only their (human) tongues as the washing/cleansing agent. Hence the name.
"Pardon me, but I must be going; my manservant David has arrived to give me my weekly Japanese tongue bath."
Japanese Tongue Bath by Reacharound McGillicuddy June 16, 2013
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Japanese cars
Cars that do not rust away because they are made entirely of plastic. For this reason they are entirely inferior to cars produced by the likes of the Ford Motor Company and General Motors. Often times these cars will be "modded" to make them faster. This futile effort has lead to the creation of the most hideous cars ever seen on the face of this planet. Wings the size of a pool table, body kits that try to create the illusion that the car has been lowered, and neon lights are installed to create horsepower boosts and improved traction and handling. Examples of Japanes cars include the Mitsubishi Lancer, which is produced by the same company that in World War II produced fighter planes that the Japanese Imperial Navy used to attack and kill American pilots. Lately the Japanese have been trying to make pickup trucks and Sport-utility vehicles, but they suck at it just like they suck at everything else. An example of this is the Honda Element, which is in the top 5 for ugliest car ever, and the Honda Ridgeline, the most useless truck ever.
Let's play tug of war between my F350 and your ridgeline. Then later we can drag race my Shelby Cobra mustang against your Civic. Come to think of it, I'll have my F-150 lighting race the civic. The look on your face when you lose a race to a pickup truck will be priceless. Japanese cars are a joke.
Japanese cars by FoShizzle216 September 4, 2008
japanese girls
all the other definitions of japanese girls being slutty is a lie. Japan might actually be one of the most conservative countries besides maybe china or korea when it comes to relationships and sexuality. it's only a few groups of people from japan that produce porn and such that makes people in america think that japanese girls are slutty. this stereotype is very false among regular girls. most girls are kind, passive and shy.
japanese girls by supergalfromjapan October 31, 2009
Japanese Sunset
A spectacular display of attached fecal material in the underpants going far beyond simple skidmarks
From the resemblance to the wartime Japanese battleflag
From the resemblance to the wartime Japanese battleflag
Christ look at the state of these crackers! Washings not going to get that japanese sunset out, we'll have to burn the bastards
Japanese Sunset by Doc Sos September 3, 2006
Japanese rain goggles
are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
Japanese rain goggles by jointfitter1968 November 26, 2010
japanese surprise
When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.
E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
japanese surprise by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008