k-ing

The act of texting meant to piss people off

Him: Baby I didn't mean to fall asleep on you
Her: K
Him: I'm being serious

Her: K
Him: Stop k-ing me!!!

by ASAMC September 21, 2014

55-ing

A 55-ing is a sexual act in which a person sticks their five fingers,usually in the form of a fist, in another person's anal and oral cavity simultaneously in order to elicit a pleasurable response.

I got such a good 55-ing last night. My butt is fine but my mouth is still sore.

by Seikus June 22, 2017

🥜ing

i saw it in a tiktok lol thank you i laughed

it means cuming

it’s bed time but u can sleep : 🥜ing

by 4yourknowledge March 21, 2021

cookie-ing

verb; the act of jumping around on one foot naked with cookie dough over eye(s).

kalyn: hey look! john is jumping around on one foot naked with cookie dough over his eye(s)!
john: yeah, im cookie-ing! duhhhh

by juanriordan February 28, 2009

ellis-ing

to over-pronounce words or add more than enough syllables while speaking, making you sound like a redneck or the character Ellis in Left4Dead 2.

Karl: "Hey may-un, let's go geyut aye burreetoww."

Frank: "Dude, stop ellis-ing."

by wh1tn3yj0rd4n January 06, 2010

Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.

Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response

by Free Mansons October 15, 2010

f-ing

When your mom told you not to swear so you say f-ing

Where is my f-ing shues?

by hardboi69 October 19, 2018