Involuntary celibate.
AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
Redditor 1: I can’t get laid! Women suck! Reee!
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
by Assey McGee April 12, 2019
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by caeli January 9, 2005
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When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.
Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
by Schrodinger'spuppet December 14, 2010
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Get the incestsextting mug.Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022
Get the Incelligence mug.1. The result of two family members, typically a brother and his hot cousin, getting together and doing the DO.
2. Neko's boyfriend.
3. The term used for the offspring of 2 dumbfucks that are closely related that are ugly as hell.
2. Neko's boyfriend.
3. The term used for the offspring of 2 dumbfucks that are closely related that are ugly as hell.
"Neko's boyfriend is an incest baby lacking an off button."
"We're gonna have an incest baby."
"Mama, I'll stay home and take care of our incest baby, I promise!"
"We're gonna have an incest baby."
"Mama, I'll stay home and take care of our incest baby, I promise!"
by Heenz January 2, 2009
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