Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021

dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013

Dutch glue

slang word for sperm

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue

by giggollocks July 24, 2009

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010