friend incest

Where you sleep around with your whole group of friends (regardless of their gender). Ignores bros before hoes and chicks before dicks

She hooked up with Jenna and Mitch and Jerry and Erin so basically she's committed friend incest.

by imonlydoingthisforthelikes June 12, 2018

incestuous homo necro

A person who has sex with their dead father.

That dude is such an incestuous homo necro.

by Traction November 25, 2007

investidating

the selection of mate for assumed future monetary gain

lana: I don't understand why you are going out with that guy.. he lives on ramen and wears the same pair of jeans everyday

cassie: he's a med student! At some point he's probably going to be incredibly wealthy..

lana: oh I get it... you're investidating

cassie: well I'm certainly not after him for his penis size

by serrabelle May 11, 2011

investigaying

the process in which someone tries to figure out his or her sexual identity, generally involving experimenting with others of the same sex.

"Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian, right? Didn't she date Samantha Ronson?"
"No, I think she was just investigaying. I'm pretty sure she's straight...for now."

by thugprincezz May 8, 2013

Investor Class

A class that ROBLOX airlines use that is somehow prior over First Class and I have no fucking idea why

wtf is investor class

by Sprixce February 4, 2021

Investor Craft

Craft beer produced by breweries that aggressively seek investor money to build multiple interstate, domestic and international locations. All company profits are reinvested back into company to build more locations. Investors do not receive dividends.

Hey I went to my brothers favorite brewery the other day and all they had were those flavored IPAs from Investor Craft breweries.

by BigDickeyS December 28, 2021

Investment Play

An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.

My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.

by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022