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human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.
by detectivejane January 22, 2014
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Human Seatbelt

The act of stopping abruptly in a car and extending your right arm across the passanger's chest just to cop a cheap feel.
Jessie: "Jeff stopped so suddenly"
Claudia: "Yeah, he totally just gave me a human seatbelt"
by phrezur_burn March 27, 2009
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The Human Abstract

The Human Abstract is a progressive metal/mathcore band with neo-classical elements. They are from Los Angeles, California. They are freaking awesome and have some damn good guitarists and should be considered one of the best bands in the world.
The Human Abstracts best song would be crossing the rubicon coz it has a kick arse intro and the instrumental song would be Sotto Voce
by kablah May 3, 2008
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human cloning

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.
by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010
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sub-human

An individual that is so useless, so stupid, and so heinous that they are below the human race.
Man that fucker coach d is sub-human!
by douchetwat April 27, 2004
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habitrail for humanity

Enclosed skywalks between office buildings, as seen in downtown areas. Based upon the visual similarity with hamster habitrail tubes. Often shortened to simply "habitrail."
It's raining; let's take the habitrail to the restaurant
by Rod March 2, 2005
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The Human League

one of the best bands of the 1980s
featuring Phil Oakley, Susan Ann Sulley and Joanne Catherall.
formed in Sheffield.
The Human League are gonna be there!
by conor1939 July 20, 2009
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