Hedger

A great guy who is really fun to be around, but unknowingly leads on most of his female friends with his niceness and gentlemanliness.

Girl: Oh! There's Dan. He's do cute and nice.
Friend: Don't do it. He's a Hedger. You'll only ever be friends and get your heart stepped on.
Girl: Oh, thanks for the heads up.

by Saddayyo February 4, 2015

Hedged

verb. 'To Hedge' - to move as if making one's way through a hedge, parting branches and stopping occasionally to disentangle foliage from one's toupé. Must include suitable arm motions.

Frank Bryce hedged his way across the dance floor like a proper hedger.

by Brois May 16, 2014

Hodge hill college

A school located near alum rock where all the boys are roadmen with their geek bars dead trims and the girls with their shitty nails wanting to be in every boys bed.

What’s the school with dead tings? hodge hill college👍

by Hodge hill college August 22, 2021

nose hedge

nose hairs so plentiful and or long that they can been seen outside the nose.

Honey, it's time to use your nose hair trimmer on your nose hedge!

by joanie v. May 16, 2008

What the hedge

Alternative exclamatory phrase / question for what the fuck or what the hell, primarily the latter. Mostly useful for when a substitute swear word is necessary, like around young kids and censor-minded folks, and other such phrases, like what the fudge are considered to be too close to what they're supposed to replace.

"What the hedge was that?" or "What the the hedge was going on back there?

by Duraiken December 2, 2010

Sonic The Hedgehog

Petty good game. Stap hating it caue you al need to play it ad if you don’t you should die. You all just jealous yuo get success.

Guy 1: Sonic The Hedgehog so bad
Guy 2: Shut the fac up.
Guy 1: no
Guy 2 beats ups Guy 1

by Calebfanboy October 30, 2019

hedge hog

Nick-name of the famous male porn star Ron Jeremy. Assume he was given this nick-name because of his chubby appearance, and his oral skills on the late 70's, early 80's poorly groomed, female genitalia, featured in most of the movies he starred in.

I saw Ron Jeremy in a porno today. The Hedge Hog was gettin' it done.

by J to the A December 29, 2011