Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.

Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!

by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009

homintern

A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.

Oh, he must have been in the Homintern.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

hoink

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.

Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?

by Larry Phlegm Affletapplertonmigusticuffs June 18, 2005

Hoein

the act of a female who takes the lyrics to Snoop Dogg's record too literally.ie.,somehow ending up with multiple dicks in every hole (a video camara and microphone insertion may be involved)

When we up in thu houze tonite, we gonna be straight hoein !!!!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

Ad Hominem

A mediocre form of argument meaning you revert to insults when you lose a debate. Commonly used by SJW's when they get offended by people who disagree with their views.

Sensible person: In my humble opinion, abortion is a legal form of murder one applies for their own selfish reasons. Their baby may have grown up to be the herobwho found a cure for cancer.

SJW: HOW DARE YOU SAY ABORTION IS A WRONG YOU CONSERVOCUCK!

Sensible person. Ad hominem attacks don't make an argument.

SJW: Continues to spout their incoherent attacks.

by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021

Hoeing around

When a girl sells/gives away her body so she can be fucked.

"That girl Jennifer has been hoeing around for the past year and a half now."

by Godhimself2699 December 12, 2018

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003