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The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.
Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.
by Beldar ND June 7, 2007
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Helen

1. A person of absolute brilliance that NEVER studies but gets straight A's but has handicaps such as being deaf, blind, or mute. The person is able to skip grades and go straight to college.

2. A girl with heavy handicaps but very helpful (also known as Helen Keller).
1. "Not Fair, that girl is such a Helen, she's already in college but she's only 7!", complained Thomas.

2. Helen Keller was so helpful though she was blind, deaf, and such.
by AGirlNamedFred June 22, 2009
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Helena Tees

Helena is besties with Josephine Damjanovic and izzy ob they do dumb shit together like buy 12 frozen cokes. She is as hot as the sun and everyone likes her. Shes a bondi chic and is fit as fuk
Josephine: Where tf is Helena Tees
Izzy ob: Probably at the beach with her boyfriend Jett
by snitch bitch ;) October 17, 2019
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helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.
We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.
by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007
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Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.
Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!
by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010
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helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.
I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment
by iceman marcus November 29, 2009
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aunty Helen

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.
Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!
by LGD October 12, 2007
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