Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

Hamington

To Go "HAM", to curse, respond to violent words or actions.

I went Hamington on this girl that went all up in my face the other night

by Mobutu81 October 2, 2010

The Hemingway

A sex act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he cum-sprays himself in the face. If possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a jizz covered face.

"I got wasted last night and did the Hemingway with this bitch... She ran off in terror, and I woke up with my right eye glued shut."

by GravyRocket August 17, 2009

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

red heading

The act of jerking off a dog until it ejaculates

I was red heading my dog so hard it cumed

by Red13567 November 1, 2017

hearing aid

The acting of ejaculating into a person's ear and when finished yelling as loud as possible into their ear.

I gave my girlfriend a hearing aid for her birthday.

by Claybon Johansen December 16, 2008