new hampshire nasty

The New Hampshire Nasy is a dirty sex move. Usually between two people, but there is no reason it could not include more. First sailor hats must be worn. Second the girl must insert a nerf football into her pussy. The football will double as a contraceptive device becuase of its spongey and absorbent nature will soak up all the cum. Third all people involved must be covered in clam chowder.

Katie will give you the new hampshire nasty for as little as $5.75. You can't beat a price like that.

by Cole October 15, 2006

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

Happetizer

going out for drinks and getting appetizer with your homies during happy hour

hey its time for happetizers!

by jchok April 16, 2009

happied

1) Express happiness
2) Clean term for 'orgasm'

1) I happied a lot after i got my macbook.
2) I happied all over her face

by Leebstah February 5, 2010

happee

When a person or animal is so friggin excited, happy, joyful and elated that they lose bladder control and pee just a little.

My boyfriend makes me so happee!!!

by HighMaintenance68 April 30, 2016

These things happen

A consolation offered to someone who has just experienced something shameful or embarrassing. This may be particular to Northern Ireland but I cannot confirm.

Seems common place amongst traditional working class families, a type of "stiff upper lip" attitude.

"Awhk Billy, you've never been done for drink driving before."
"Awh a'know but I'm just so embarrassed about it."
"Louk', these things happen."

by WE CANT GO ON TOGETHER WITH SU May 27, 2013

Didn't Happen

A phrase commonly use when an event is brought up that was thought to be real, but did not occur.

Ryan: Hey john, we were talking about the H...
John: No no no, it didn't happen

by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018