mr. hands

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.

1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."

by TheRevolution19 January 30, 2007

heart-hands

A gesture created by connecting your two hands as they face one another, curved in, to create a shape somewhat approximating a heart; signifies approval and affection of the overwhelming variety.

*as you create the shape itself, placed somewhere near your actual thorax* Aw, heart-hands for Big Daddy!

by eek, she cried! October 26, 2006

Canadian Handshake

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?

by Dutchrudders6969 July 25, 2018

hands-on

Involving active participation.

Someone with a hands-on way of doing things becomes closely involved in managing and organizing things and in making decisions.

Someone who has hands-on experience of something has done or used it rather than just read or learned about it.

"Hands-on investor" is an investor who has a large stake in a corporation and takes an active role in its management.

1.) I'm a 'hands-on' kind of manager so I don't stay in my office with the door always closed.

2.) Many employers consider hands-on experience to be as useful as academic qualifications.

3.) She's very much a hands-on manager.

by VAKI5 May 18, 2005

patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

Motown Handshake

The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.

1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.

2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.

by BigDuke6 August 5, 2011

white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011