gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.

The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!

by QuacksO November 22, 2017

string is hanging out

Your tampon is showing.

Hey tuttle, your string is hanging out

by Dieeaglesdie February 5, 2018

Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.

Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee

by huyrealcool November 19, 2019

your penis is hanging out

Another way of saying your nose is out of your mask

Adam: hey Tanya your penis is hanging out!
Tanya: What?!
Tanya: Ohhhhhh my nose haha.

by Obamas pinky toe February 1, 2022

Hanging wedgie

When the back of ur underwear is yanked up and hooked on to a high up place like a coat hook.

One time at my house i was watchin tv wen my brother gave me a massive wedgie. It hurt like hell. I was screaming but then he put duct tape over my mouth. He took me into the front yard with the wedgie still in and gave me a hangin wedgie of the tree in our yard. This was wen i still wore tighty whiteys. My tighty whiteys wudnt rip so i hung there for hours at a time. The branch was really high up so my underwear stretched really far. My brother kept feedin me and givin me water so i pissed and crapped myself loads. All the neighbors saw but didnt do anyting. 10 minutes before my mom and dad came home from vacation he let me down. My underwear was so dirty and wet. My bro sed hes gonna do even worse everytime they go away. Since then ive gotten an atomic wedgie for six days, a messy wedgie for three days, another hanging wedgie but this 1 was worse coz it was in our front yard but for three weeks and once he gave me a different wedgie in the same underwear for 2 weeks. One time he made me but a pair of tighty whiteys in the biggest size they had and gave me a hanging wedgie in it.

by sore ass james March 17, 2009

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest April 3, 2007

Hanging Roast

another term for a womens pussy lips, that tend to hang a little bit further then most.

Dougy was amazed when he saw her huge Hanging Roast pushing out the side of her panties.

by Pornstar September 6, 2005