Handjob

Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.

All of a sudden she yanked my pants down. Her hand stroked and squeezed my penis. She nuzzled my balls. In fact, she played with them for 5 minutes! Give me cum, she said. So I stuck my penis in her mouth. And she drank for a full minute. We started doing handjobs every day.

by cccccccccc July 7, 2014

covered handjob

rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)

Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans

by Marty October 23, 2003

amish handjob

A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.

You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!

by Mary Booker June 20, 2008

Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

by Jerkbox February 19, 2010

Hulu and handjob

Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.

She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.

by White Couple April 14, 2016

bad handjob

n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected

-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.

by futz! October 23, 2008

hobo handjob

A handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for sexual stimulation.

"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"

"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?

by hjlarry November 30, 2009