Mile Haiki Club

The very elite club for those that have written 2 or more Haiki whilst traveling on an airplane

So I met this chick on a plane and it turns out she was into poetry, next thing I knew we had joined the Mile Haiki Club

by The Alumni March 15, 2011

peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.

Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku

by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008

Haiku

A "town" on the island of Maui in Hawaii, United States which should be called a region instead due to its vast size, large population of trees, and perplexing roads that will lead you to the middle of the middle of nowhere. When giving directions, be sure to offer a map and perhaps spare fuel.

"Eh, you live in Haiku ya? What part you stay?"
"Oh uh, I dunno."

by Originalnabisco December 9, 2008

Haiku

A form of Japanese poetry with 17 syllables in three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Almost all elementary english teachers force their students to write a haiku because they are too lazy to teach real poetry.

All haikus are great,
But they don't always make sense.
I got the buttpee.

by <======3 October 13, 2011

halihoopla

One night at a Chico State party a friend was leaving to hook-up with a girl and out of nowhere my friend yells to him "halihoopla, get er' done buddy". It has come be an expression of something like "good shit, see you later" or "good job".

DAN: "Kelib, I'm going to the gym to get huge."

KELIB: "All right bubby, see you when you get back, halihoopla!"

by Kelib and Dandonkulous April 14, 2005

Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

halibutt

This is a covert word used to describe a persons nice butt. It's 3-4 words squeezed together: "hell of a butt". When you're with your friends and you see someone in public with a nice butt, saying the word "halibut"/"halibutt" is code and won't get the user slapped by the accused.

GROUP OF GUYS/GIRLS IN A BAR:

"Halibutt at 9 o'clock." or "I love eating halibut... don't you?"

MALE approaching unknown FEMALE with a nice butt:

M: "Wow, I'm a great cook. Do you like fresh fish?"
F: (Apprehensively answering) Uh, yeah, I do. Why?"
M: "Then it's a date! I'll cook and you bring tha... the halibut!"

by dub1 February 28, 2013