Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

hooping it up in the hammock

To lounge around, relax.

Barbara and Steve were hooping it up in the hammock while eating chicken.

by Szee June 2, 2015

Dannel on them hoops

When your friend, Daniel, decides to get cereal. During the act of pouring cereal into a bowl, you push it over the side of the table. When Daniel goes down to scoop up the cereal, you forcefully push him, resulting in him being on the ground on top of the cereal. This goes well with screaming ''DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS'' while he in on the puddle of cereal.

I performed a Dannel on them hoops this morning. It was a pleasant experience

by Jack firedragonwolf March 11, 2019

big hoop earrings

Big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. And the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy anal sex.

(White guy says) --Man yo, look at that bitch she's lookin good as hell dog. Aw man look at those big hoop earrings she's not interested in us.

by Woodwork November 23, 2015

salt her hoop

To gently sprinkle a ring of sea salt around a lady's belly button.

Salt her hoop:

Joe: hey did you hook up with Lauren last night?
Chad: Nah, I just salted her hoop and dipped. It was platonic.

by Gnath February 28, 2015

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

pearl hula-hoop

A variation of the 'pearl necklace', it invovles putting a ring of semen around the recipient's waist. it requires 3 people. a recipient, and 2 donors to cover the front and back and create the ring.

"ever had a pearl hula-hoop?".

by cameron swales November 25, 2006