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Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A boy with sexy hair that I wanna wrap round my vagina while yelling PONY TAIL BOY
by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004
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hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
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hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck
I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.
by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015
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hillbilly condo

Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.
Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.
by SeaCrone January 21, 2025
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Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.
I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange
by candolol June 9, 2009
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Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
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Hillbilly Mathematics

The phenomena of conflicting family relationship statuses where childbirth through incest turns a family tree into a family spiderweb.
According to hillbilly mathematics, a man who bears a child with his mother becomes his own father, the child becomes the man's brother, and the man's father then becomes his step brother.
by Chain Furious April 4, 2025
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