Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

Guffoon

One who titters at new, illuminating material that may be cool and interesting but is also too long to read or watch.

Guffoon...

X: its kind of interesting homo
Y: i doubt it
Y: tl;dr
X: god you are badass

by MelvinBellman April 8, 2008

geffen

One who likes the taste of Byhower ass.

Marc Lloyd is a geffen.

by AJPJ October 6, 2008

Guff

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

by mcfcvince July 28, 2008

Guffer

While eating out the stink put two fingers in the pink.

As she stood bent over he gave her the guffer.

by Harry Balsack July 13, 2006

guff

basicall means shit but ogrinated from some lepricawns in irland

that was pritty guff

by MC lozza October 10, 2003

guff

The same as Girlfriend. Originating from the chav spelling of the word, or "gf" which, when spoken out loud, is pronounced as "guff" thus making it much cooler.

"This is my guff, Nina."

by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006